hey could you pass me one of those snoods
liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S
two scientists walk into a bar. the first one says “i’ll have a strawberry margarita with no salt around the edges, please.” the second one says “i’ll have a strawberry margarita with no salt around the edges, please.” the bartender says “why do you both order the same thing” and the first scientist says “he’s my clone. i cloned him, because i’m a scientist”
reblog if you love science
Carlos getting accidentally poked in the eye with a boner in college and henceforth refusing to preform oral sex without safety goggles to this very day
and Cecil’s weirdly into it?
They’re making out on the couch and Cecil’s like ‘do you have protection?’ and Carlos just straps on some safety goggles he was carrying with him for that purpose and Cecil’s just like ‘… okay.’